Goat Simulator

Become the Queen of GoatVille

Win the title bout!

Thrash the Goathenge

Do no evil

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death

Have 10 gas canisters explode at the same time

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

Hold your own concert

Travel to space!

I'm sorry about my goat

Why did you step in that? Yuck

Fight the turtle

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again

Lick the Hanging Glider

Everything the light touches is your kingdom

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

Finish all manual quests

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

Ride a bike for 60 sec

Find all the blocks

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

Buy all hats

Find all collectibles on level 2

Enjoy your trip

Baa with the choir

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

Jörgen

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

Unlock the mermaid mutator

Jump on the launchpad

Get deviously trapped again

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

Visit all zones on the MMO level

Trash the server room

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

Craft all the weapons in one game

Craft all items in one game

Survive 10 days

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

Eat 50 food items in one game

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

Enable the hydraulic cars.

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

Just finish that one LAST job.

A Trip to the Moon.

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

Wear 30 masks at once.

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.

Pickup A Photon Sword As Father Or Good Goat

Destroy All Freighters

Blow Up All Pirate Ships

Shoot Down 30 Police Ships

Headbutt All Alien Eggs

Find All Collectibles

Gather $1000000

Find All The Pony Horses

Complete Test Chambers

Run Wild With The Podracer

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair

Visit The Badehaus

Tag 10 Walls